Hurricane Pi

Hurricane Pi was a destructive storm in the 31415 Atlantic

hurricane season, although it did not affect land until 314159. Pi killed over 314 million people, and lasted for over 100,000 years while very slowly moving and not posing harm to anyone until it reached Africa. Hurricane Pi was a Category 314 major hurricane. Pi moved at a rate well slower than one nanometer per hour. Pi was immune to wind shear and cold waters, a rarity for Atlantic hurricanes.

Meteorological History
On March 14, 31415 at 9:26:53 AM, an NHC aircraft found that an operationally unnoticed tropical wave had developed over the southwestern Atlantic Ocean. The system was named Tropical Storm Pi because it formed on Pi Day, despite the fact that it should have been named Alexander. Pi was nearly stationary for 10 days as gained intensity very slowly. Over a course of 1,000 years, Pi slowly intensified from a tropical storm to a Category 314 hurricane. Pi remained a Category 314 hurricane for 31,459 years and 265 days. Pi did not affect land at this point. Pi then slowly came southeastward into Africa and made landfall there on March 14, 314159, and killed over 314 million people there.

Impact
The name Pi wasn't retired because by the time it got to Africa people forgot it was named Pi. However, Pi wouldn't be used for another 314 million years.