1895 Lemoyne Event

The 1895 Lemoyne Event, also known more commonly as the "Gatornado," was the most devastating plot the Yankees conceived ever since the War of Northern Aggression. It started off with a normal hurricane that nobody cared about until the Yankees utilized mind control on the gators in order to swim in a very large circle very fast, and utilizing their kinetic energy to heat up the water in the Gulf of Mexico to at least, now this is unconfirmed, 169 degrees Fahrenheit. The gators then were flown around inside the hurricane, which at this point was sustaining wind speeds of 1862 mph and then dropped upon the entire state of Lemoyne, causing mayhem and destruction the likes of which hasn't been seen since the Second War of Independence. The only way the state was able to survive, was by resurrecting the one and only PGT Beauregard to fight the gators, and then march the armies of the Lemoyne Raiders north and finally achieve independence for our great state and for the Confederacy. The way the general fought the gators, was that he was able to recruit his own gators to swim in a counter direction hurricane, thus nullifying the effects of the original. The bayou was forever changed, however our spirit remains ever stronger against the Federals.