User:Sassmaster15

Hello, ! Welcome to the userpage of Sassmaster15..... nah, just kidding! I'm not going to bore you with that all too typical and bland excuse for an introduction. I'm from northeast Ohio (GO CAVS!!!!), and attend Kent State University. Most people call me Sass, though you can call me Sassmaster, Sassi, Sassu - basically anything you want, except late for dinner ;)

I'm a former Bureaucrat, so that means I was once on top. I never looked down....that is, till I stepped down. I've been on this wiki since December 2015, so I know the place pretty well. If you need help with something, don't be afraid to leave me a message here (I don't bite XD). Some of my interests lie in the fields of tropical meteorology (particularly the Atlantic), severe weather, Pokémon, education (especially language arts and literacy), roller coasters, the great state of Ohio, music (any genre/artist), books, creative writing, architecture and interior design, the environment and conservation, and the supernatural (demons, especially). I'm pretty open about my life and love telling stories and hearing about other peoples' experiences. I am a liberal, and do not get along well with Republicans. I like to debate, and will engage with you on a wide variety of subjects.

I usually lurk in the mid-to-late afternoon hours (EDT), and often hang around till 1 or 2 A.M. when I drift off to sleep. I hang around on Discord, so you can always find me there. You can DM me for an invite to my personal server, where I am bound to be the most active. You can check out some additional stuff below, including a link to a page containing almost all my articles completed on the wiki (finished and unfinished).

Also, if you finished reading this whole thing, kudos!

My HHW History
I joined in December 2015 after this wiki came up in the results to my Google inquiry - "Forecasts for the 2016 Atlantic hurricane season". At first, I was very unfamiliar with the wiki, though extremely nice users such as Hypercane and Bobnekaro helped me out. I was a very active user from the start, constantly making new articles. On January 14, 2016, I was granted Chat Moderator rights. Only four days subsequent to the aforementioned promotion, I earned rollback rights. In early February, I was given Junior Administrator rights. On February 26, I was promoted to Administrator. Several months later, on April 21, I was promoted to Bureaucrat - the ultimate status a user on this wiki may earn. While I stepped down in early September, I eventually came back and regained my Bureaucrat rights. I left in March 2017 and came back more than a year later, in August of 2018.

People I Know
This are a list of people I know here on HHW. Best friends are people you should definitely get to know, friends also good, kind-hearted people, neutral are people who I guess are alright (but are kind of annoying), and enemies are people I would not waste my time with and neither should you.

Best Friends

 * Hype - Undoubtedly my best friend here. Where I would be without him, I do not know. When other users bring me down, he brings me right back up.
 * Bricky, Bricku, Mason, etc. - This guy is an amazing friend and someone who will support me through thick and thin. Thanks for always being there through all the good times and all the bad times.
 * Bob - If you need help with anything on this wiki, he is the one to go to. He helped me out so much when I joined and I continue to learn from him to this day. He is also very nice and welcoming.
 * Nkech - Another interesting, funny user who I have known for a while. He may seem overbearing, but he has a great heart and always looks out for his buddies.
 * Sarah - She is my best friend IRL. She's great once you get to know her; incredibly funny, outgoing, and upbeat! Sadly inactive.

Friends

 * Collin - Another good friend of mine. However, sadly inactive. I miss him.
 * HH - This guy is super funny. Back in the old days, chat was nothing but upbeat with him present. I honestly always died at anything he posted.
 * Steve - A really cool guy, we both have a deep love for roller coasters.
 * Derp - Funny and nice. What else can I say?
 * Minecraft - Extremely nice, a little quiet, but is great once you get to know him!
 * Keranique - Always knows how to make someone laugh.
 * Akio - Yet another nice guy. Thanks to him, I am no longer the only one here obsessed with Avril Lavigne :3
 * Mario - A good friend of mine, and makes some awesome articles!
 * Bumblebee - A kind, dedicated user.
 * Ryne - Good friend who, in the past, has done a plethora of nice things for me.
 * Garfield - Interesting user and great at making seasons. We had our ups and downs but always has something to share, which is great because it prevents the conversation from dying.
 * Gary - Has a lot of fascinating stories to share. He's also very funny.
 * SM - Known him since the day I joined. It's been an ever-changing journey getting to know him. We may not see eye-to-eye on everything, but he is honest and occasionally funny.
 * MH - Those who have been on HHW for a while know the story. Honestly, I was wrong about him. During the time I couldn't stand him, he proved to be the bigger person by still trying to improve relations and not sinking to my level. That's admirable.
 * Prism - I talked to him a lot on my old server. He is VERY funny, and honestly always put me in a good mood after I talked to him.
 * KL, Lucarius, Lucario, etc. - We met fairly recently but he is fun to talk to.
 * Katagma - She is very random and extremely funny.
 * Cooper - I don't talk to him much, but he seems to be extremely friendly and very, very intelligent.
 * Odile, MR, Roussil, etc. - You never know what he's going to say. A very interesting person, he is a meme lord and is actually pretty funny!
 * Farm - He is another Garfield - constantly cranking out seasons day and night. Also very nice, and fun to talk to!
 * Douglas - He has remarkably improved since I first met him back in 2016. He is super nice, easy to talk to, and an all-around great guy!
 * Harvey - Seems like an interesting person - although I don't talk to him directly.
 * Chap - I also haven't engaged much with him, but when I first met him back in early 2017, he was super funny and pulled some good pranks on the Administration!
 * Charka - Very friendly, easy to talk to.
 * Roy - He's very nice - can talk to him about anything!
 * Giedrius - Also very nice and funny!
 * ENSO Neutral - This has given the Atlantic SEVERAL great seasons! Keep it up!

Neutral

 * Nuno - WOW, was he annoying. And quite the airhead.
 * Stacy - Never interacted with him, but he's a pest.
 * Layten - Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, also a hypocrite. He's nice, though.
 * La Niña Events - This is hot and cold for the Atlantic. Either gives amazing seasons or active seasons with crappy quality.

Enemies

 * Hunter, Emma, Michelle, Bayonetta, etc. - This kid has so many names they're hard to keep track of. Personally, I don't know why anyone would want to impersonate their mother and/or why any guy would want to BE FEMALE, but he went ahead and did both. Twice. Very crude, sarcastic, and entitled.
 * El Niño Events - You do nothing for me or my favorite basin.
 * The NHC, particularly Berg - Staffed mostly by incompetent idiots who call themselves tropical meteorologists. Berg is just short for Bergen-Belsen, the concentration camp. They can't upgrade storms even when the data is there, don't take advantage of recon, or when they try to, something goes "wrong" and contaminates the data. I highly doubt something goes wrong THAT frequently. You never seem to have any problems with this sort of thing in the East Pacific, now don't you? If your mission is to increase tropical cyclone awareness and save lives, you aren't doing that great a job.

I Survived...

 * Remnants of Hurricane Isidore (2002) - Was too young to remember back then, but, according to family, brought intermittent squalls and rain.
 * Extratropical Storm Isabel (2003) - Also too young to remember; very heavy rain and strong thunderstorms reported.
 * Remnants of Hurricane Frances (2004) - Still kinda young; brought torrential rain and flash flooding to areas south of me.
 * Remnants of Hurricane Ivan (2004) - Torrential rain, flash flooding, and tornadoes relentlessly assaulted northeast Ohio. The severe weather results in tornado warnings being issued for my area, though nothing serious happens.
 * Remnants of Tropical Storm Matthew (2004) - Light effects; some moderate rain - nothing more.
 * Remnants of Hurricane Katrina (2005) - Even in death this storm was bad. I remember this one well. Severe thunderstorms complete with black skies, Katrina gave us at least 3 inches of rain and winds strong enough to uproot our neighbor's 100 year-old maple tree.
 * Remnants of Hurricane Ernesto (2006) - Even though they hit PA, Ernesto brought thunderstorms to us.
 * Remnants of Tropical Storm Fay (2006) - Heavy rain and gusty winds - reminiscent of a typical summer thunderstorm.
 * Extratropical Storm Ike (2008) - Very, very bad. Remember this one clearly. Extreme winds and no rain. Violently tore limbs off the trees in my backyard, caused power to fluctuate all night, and heard transformer explosions at the end of our street. So much tree damage observed the next day while heading to school.
 * Remnants of Tropical Storm Lee (2011) - Some heavy rain, persistent thunderstorms, and tornadoes around my area. Nothing too spectacular.
 * Extratropical Storm Sandy (2012) - Hit us for three days straight. First night was the worst - strong winds (gusting to hurricane-force) cut our power for 1.5 days and canceled school for 3. No rain, just very strong wind. Knocked down trees in and around my neighborhood, a downed power line caused my neighbor's garage to catch fire, and the entire city was shut down - the only time it had to be shut down due to weather in my lifetime.
 * Remnants of Tropical Storm Cindy (2017) - I was in North Carolina when this happened, but it hit me.
 * Remnants of Hurricane Harvey (2017) - Very weak. Just some overnight rain showers.
 * Remnants of Hurricane Irma (2017) - Very strong and powerful. I was volunteering for my former middle school's 6th grade camp during that time, and it hit us at camp. Strong winds and heavy rain overnight - downed tree branches and flooded many walking paths by morning.
 * Remnants of Hurricane Nate (2017) - Early morning strike. Weak, just steady drizzle turning to rain by mid-morning.
 * Tropical Depression Alberto - Moved over Indiana, but its outer bands were embedded with severe thunderstorms and torrential rain. Bad weather for nearly 2 days straight.
 * Remnants of Tropical Storm Gordon (2018) - My first TC strike at college! Lasted a whole weekend; turned from a steady drizzle to a heavy thunderstorm with strong wind gusts. Flash flood warnings issued for nearly all of the Akron area.

Articles
For a complete list of all my articles, please go here.