User:Monsoonjr99

Deluxe Wind Shear Offer!

This is deluxe, high-quality, premium-value wind shear, including bonus dry air, for the low low price of $30,000! It can reduce a category 6 to a tropical depression in as little as 12 hours! Just send the money in the form of cash to the Nigerian Prince at 54321 Notascam Blvd., Lagos, Nigeria, and the deluxe wind shear package will be on its way in 24 hours!

Lol, don't mind the mild troll above. Just someone from the TFOE wiki coming through. I may result in unexpected tropical waves that start spinning backwards relative to their hemisphere.