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7. Portal. That's the name. Because just imagine a "Hurricane Portal", it wouldn't make sense. I even came up with a fake definition:

I'm surprised you would read this definition. I mean, it is a hole rip in time that can teleport you where you want it. These portals can not fall, as they don't follow the laws of gravity. You must have a portal gun to create these portals. It contains a dosage of 2 Dihydrocarbon Oxygen Didizerodiiodine Monoditritetrahydride plus a Dodecahydrogen Oxide smiley face. If Nonadichlorine Sjgfjkjhkesunhsenuisdhsdfhjksdfhdsfhfdhjksdfhhsdfjkjfgkide is mixed with the formula for a portal, there would be a black hole so big that the galaxy would get sucked into it. The blue portal is the one you enter, and the orange portal is the one you exit. If you enter an orange portal by mistake, its energy will cause zeta radiation so powerful that in a nanofraction of a nanosecond, you will no longer exist. This radiation turns the Earth into a superpowered neutron star, and the solar system would be torn apart by the sheer power of the star. There can also be a green portal and a purple portal. A green portal can tear things to shreds before they reach the orange portal. A purple portal sends you light-years away from the Earth, so it really has no use.