2013 Bikini Bottom Hurricane Season (HypercaneTeen's and Azure's Version)

This was the most devastating season in history. Entire areas such as the Johnston Atoll were wiped from the map. Analicia and Bart are expected to turn into a super hyper cane, or maybe even a mini black hole! Other storms went nuts and rose sea levels to 300 feet.

=NOTICE!!!!= ''' Because Analicia and Bart are merging their spiting tons of wind shear into the region, and with that all the other storms are expected to start weakening and die off. '''

''' NOTE: Conditions will continue to be unfavorable for any further tropical development until Analicia and Bart move away and dissipate near Alaska. '''

''' No Further Tropical Development is expected by the BBHWC in the next 48 - 120 hours. '''

Accumulated Cyclone Energy
The table above shows the ACE for each storm in the season. ACE is, broadly speaking, a measure of the power of the hurricane multiplied by the length of time it existed, so storms that last a long time, as well as particularly strong hurricanes, have high ACEs. ACE is calculated for only full advisories on tropical systems at or exceeding 34 knots (39 mph, 63 km/h) or tropical storm strength. Subtropical cyclones are not included in the ACE.

The 2013 Bikini Bottom Hurricane Season is going to be a active season with a prediction of 66 depressions; 64 storms, 62 Hurricanes and 60 Major Hurricanes!

Preditctions:
HurricaneTeen6900:64 storms, 62 hurricanes, 60 majors.

WCE:104 storms, 100 hurricanes, 90 majors.

Hypercane Analicia
Analicia formed from a tropical wave merging with another one on December 29th it gradually became stronger and it became a Tropical Depression on exactly Midnight on January 1st it is forcasted to become a tropical storm in only a few hours because of unusually warm 92°F SST's it is forecasted to become a Category 5 Hurricane before the day is over. Right now it is only a hazard to shipping interests.It is now a 55 mph Tropical Storm and was named Analicia it is currently developing a eye and eyewall in infrared imagery it is also gusting to Hurricane force winds. it is currently a 70 mph Tropical Storm that is about to become a hurricane any minute now because it has a eye in radar, infrared and sattelite imagery and 95 mph sustained winds. It is now a 95 mph Category 1 Hurricane and it is rapidly intensifying by the second. and it has a very well defined eye and eyewall it is also picking up a little bit in forward speed it is now moving Northwest at 4 mph, and it has Category 4 wind gusts associated with it. It is now a very strong Category 2 Hurricane with winds of 110 mph and gust to Category 5 Intensity.It is now a bonafide Category 3 Hurricane with winds of 125 mph and gusting to 180 mph a sign of a future Category 5 Hurricane. It is now a bonafide Category 4 Hurricane with winds of 155 mph and gusting to 200 mph it is moving to the Northwest at 10 mph. It is now a bonafide Category 5 Hurricane with winds of 190 mph and gust to 250 mph, it appears to still be getting stronger. Hurricane force winds extend 250 miles from the eyewall and Tropical Storm force winds extend 1,000 miles from the eyewall. Its whole circulation is about 1,000 miles in diameter but its growing even larger as we speak.It now has maximum sustained winds of 250 mph and gusts up to 375 mph it is expected to get up to 325 mph Sustained winds and gusts up to 500 mph.It is now a 300 mph Cat 5 Hurricane with winds gusting to 450 mph it is still appearing to be getting stronger, It is now a 320 mph Cat 5 Hurricane with a record low pressure of 654 millibars it is expected that its eye and eyewall will merge with Bart's eye and eyewall and the merger will quickly make the combined system a Hypercane over Bikini Bottom, it is currently a 490 mph Hurricane and it is forecasted to become a hypercane within the hour, all of Bikini Bottom has evacuated which means there will be no fatalities. Analicia is currently a Hypercane with maximum sustained winds of 510 mph and gusting to 765 mph. It is now a 600 mph Hypercane and gusting to 900 mph. it is now a 620 mph gusting to 930 mph. Because of its merging with Bart, Analicia is now just shy of super hypercane status with 990 mph winds and 1,400 mph wind gusts. The weather instruments are torn apart and no more advisories will be issued because of this. But the storm will get updates on the HHW.

Current Storm Information
Hazards:
 * 1) This is currently only a nuisance to shipping interests as its making it stormy underneath it and a ship underneath would battle 1,199+ foot waves and unimaginably ultra-stormy skies.
 * 2) The Hurricane is causing high rip currents to be happening in Goo Lagoon in Bikini Bottom and 375 to 900 foot waves in Goo Lagoon also.
 * 3) Hypercane conditions are expected in Bikini Bottom in the next 50 minutes; its expected to make EXTREME landfall in 27 hours or 1 day and 3 hours if it keeps this pace of 10 mph to the Northwest up.
 * 4) Bikini Bottom Residents are strongly advised to stay inside and not go out much until it blows over in the next 1 day, as a result Schools are closed for 6 - 10 weeks and the Krusty Krab are closed for at least 7 - 11 weeks, Bikini Bottom children everywhere are screaming in excitement, the moment they heard that news, but Mr.Krabs is crying a lake because of how much cash he's going to lose the moment he heard that news on his TV.
 * 5) Sustained winds of 200 mph, and gusts to 300 mph are being reported all throughout Bikini Bottom, but the worst is yet to come.
 * 6) Very Heavy rain is falling in Bikini Bottom as we speak and its accumlating at a rate of 48 - 72 inches an hour.
 * 7) Before it is all said and done, Bikini Bottom could get up to 40-100 feet of rain and a storm surge of 1,000-10,000 feet.
 * 8) Bikini Bottom is expected to get hit by 600 mph maximum sustained winds and gusts up to, or over 1,000 mph.
 * 9) Analicia is expected after it makes landfall in Bikini Bottom to rapidly become a Super Hypercane and steer towards the West Coast of the United States and make landfall in California as a 2,000 mph Ultracane it will probably make it to the Atlantic as a 100 mph Extratropical or Non-Tropical Storm, Subtropical Storm, or Hurricane (depending on how much tropical characteristics it lost over land) and maybe become a strong hypercane again in the Atlantic due to forecasted 95°F SST's and low wind shear.
 * 10) Goo Lagoon is closed until further notice because it is expected to have 1,000+ foot waves running all over it and it will erode at least 100% of the beach away; it will take at least 50 to 100 years to get enough sand from Sand Mountain to replace all the sand it will lose from the monster waves that are to come.
 * 11) It is now advised as of 6 AM, January 2, that all residents of the Johnston Atoll must evacuate IMMEDIATELY as Analicia merges with Bart. All residents of Hawaii are notified to prepare for evacuation. All residents of the US West Coast, Canada West Coast, Mexico West Coast, and the Central America West Coast to begin packing their supplies.

Hypercane Bart
Bart formed from a tropical wave merging with a upper level low at 1 a.m PDT on January 1st, Bart got absorbed into Analicia at 8 a.m January 2nd.

Hurricane Christina
Subtropical Depression 3 has formed less than a minute ago from a subtropical invest area this is now the most active January in Bikini Bottoms history and the first time that three storms are really close to each other it currently has maximum sustained winds of 30 mph and it is expected to rapidly strengthen to a strong subtropical storm and then rapidly become fully tropical and become the third Category 5 hurricane this year. It is now a Subtropical Storm and it has been named "Christina" it currently has maximum sustained winds of 60 mph and gusting to 90 mph. In just 15 minutes it has doubled its wind speed. It has almost completed the transition over to tropical and it has maximum sustained winds of 70 mph with gusts up to 105 mph. It just became fully tropical and a strong Category 1 hurricane in the last 20 seconds it now has maximum sustained winds of 95 mph and gusts to 140 mph. It is also getting steered around the merging Analicia and Bart and it might get torn apart when they merge in 24 - 36 hours. It is now a strong Category 2 hurricane with maximum sustained winds of 110 mph and gusts up to 165 mph. Christina is now a Category 3 major hurricane with winds of 125 mph and gusts up to 185 mph. It is now a bonafide Category 4 hurricane with winds of 155 mph and gusting to 230 mph. It is currently a bonafide Category 5 hurricane with maximum sustained winds of 190 mph and gusts to 285 mph. It is now a bonafide Category 6 hurricane with winds of 230 mph and gusts to 345 mph. It is now a bonafide Category 7 hurricane with winds of 320 mph and gusts to 480 mph. It is now a Category 8 hurricane with winds of 350 mph and gusts up to 520 mph. Due to colder sst's its intensity weakened by roughly half bringing it back to a category 5 hurricane. Due to increasing wind shear it has weakened into a weak Category 2 hurricane with winds of 100 mph, it is expected to drop below hurricane status by the mid morning hours tomorrow. It dissipated 1/2.

Hurricane Dan
Dan only lasted a day but it peaked as a 240 mph Category 6 hurricane. It dissipated due to extreme wind shear from the merging Analicia and Bart.

Hurricane Erica
TD 5 has formed in the last five minutes from an organizing area of low pressure, it is not expected to strengthen into a hurricane. It is now a weak tropical storm and has been named Erica. It is forecasted to start weakening rapidly over the next few hours. It has weakened into a tropical depression due to deceeasing sea surfacs temperatures, it is forecasted to become a remnant low in the next few hours. It is now a remnant low, the BBHWC will continue to make new advisories on it until it completely dissipates. It is now a non convective remnant low it is now just a tight swirl of clouds. It has now passed over very warm sea surface temperatures and the BBHWC has given it a 80% chance of redevelopment over the next few hours. It has redeveloped convection over its circulation it now has a near 100% chance of becoming a tropical depression again in the next hour or so. Erica has regenerated into a tropical depression. Erica has now intensified into a hurricane and experienced a 40 mbar pressure drop in 2 hours. Erica is now barely hanging on to tropical storm status and is expected to dissipate completely in the next 6 hours. Erica dissipated January 2 because of analicia and Bart.

Tropical Storm Felix
Tropical Depression Six has formed just less than five minutes ago from a broad area of low pressure. It is now a weak tropical storm with winds of 40 knots. Felix is now a 65 mph severe tropical storm and is expected to become a major hurricane 1 hour from now. Felix dissipated at 2 AM January 2.

Hurricane Grace
Tropical Depression 7 has formed just less than five minutes ago from a broad area of low pressure. It is now a weak tropical storm with winds of 40 knots. It's now a strong category 4 with winds of 140 mph. It is now a Category 6 with winds of 200 mph. Due to increasing wind shear from the merging Hypercanes Analicia and Bart it will slowly start weakening, like the other storms. Grace is now barely hanging on to major hurricane status it is expected to fall below hurricane status by the afternoon hours. Dissipated.