Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-24580134-20150316194717/@comment-24580134-20150805130908

Then Mercury and Venus start a war on The Sun, and Earth can't stand it so it teams up with Mars, and they won the war when they joined.

As luck would have it, nobody was hurt, but Mercury exploded and the debris rings around The Sun burn up!

Earth is now the hottest planet, and we all move to Mars (it's terraformed) and all agree that Pluto is a real planet.