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StrawberryMaster StrawberryMaster 17 days ago
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HHW News - November 14, 2024

  • 1 Wait, aren't we missing a few editions here?
  • 2 More promotions and stuff
  • 3 Atlantic vs. Pacific contest
  • 4 Celebrating future birthdays
  • 5 In other news


Maybe.


We missed some things since last time. These were:

  • the promotion of Cane01510 (Cane, formerly Typhoon Tip, not to be confused with the actual Typhoon Tip) to thread moderator and eventually rollbacker;
  • the promotion of SPCBlackfordCounty995Main (May) to junior administrator;
  • the promotions of Finolian (Alex) and Nxsa (Nxsa) to rollbacker;
  • the promotions of JosephDaviduJT, Entharex and Shep483 to autopatrolled user;
  • on the server, the promotions of TropicalStormChapsteck (Cherk, a former admin and Salvarian Aerial Defence Force (Vegas) to Discord moderators;
  • the departures of KingLucarius (Lucarius)…



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StrawberryMaster StrawberryMaster 29 August
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HHW News - August 28, 2024

  • 1 Hey! You missed the August 14th edition!
  • 2 More promotions and stuff
  • 3 Atlantic vs. Pacific contest
  • 4 Celebrating future birthdays
  • 5 In other news


Maybe. Okay that's (still) true, so I'm gonna have to apologize for that. Unfortunately I got caught up with some leftover college work — including some which I have yet to start — which prevented me from working on the editions here. Again, my deepest of apologies — but if you want to participate in HHWN, feel free to join our contributors team and suggest stuff!


We missed some things since last time. These were:

  • the promotion of Cane01510 (Cane, formerly Typhoon Tip, not to be confused with the actual Typhoon Tip);
  • the successful trial of Hurricanehunterjackson (HHJ) as thread moderators, which passed un…



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StrawberryMaster StrawberryMaster 28 July
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HHW News - July 28, 2024

  • 1 Hey! You missed the July 14th edition!
  • 2 More promotions and stuff
  • 3 Atlantic vs. Pacific contest
  • 4 Celebrating future birthdays
  • 5 StrawberryMaster Reads, by Blog Author Strawberry
  • 6 Hurricane Teresa
    • 6.1 Organization:
    • 6.2 Presentation:
    • 6.3 Format:
    • 6.4 Detail:
    • 6.5 Effort:
  • 7 In other news


Maybe. Okay that's true, so I'm gonna have to apologize for that. I've been working on a lot of stuff lately — from college to my stories to other programs (e.g. TrackGen) — that I didn't have time to send an edition here lately. My deepest of apologies, which is why we're having a longer edition today!


We missed some things since last time. These were:

  • the promotions of HulkCraziness (Oil) and Kiko Snowe (Dynah) to bureaucrat and administrator, respectively after successful reque…



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StrawberryMaster StrawberryMaster 30 June
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HHW News - June 28, 2024

  • 1 Hey! You missed the June 14th edition!
  • 2 Atlantic vs. Pacific contest
  • 3 Celebrating future birthdays
  • 4 In other news


Maybe.


We're back, eeryone! To those who don't know, this is a contest between the two basins, who try to collect more points than their opponent. The more storms there are and the stronger they get, the more points are generated. This year's contest is being hosted by the honorable Bobnekaro, also known as Bobbeh, Billy Nakaro, Triggered Blob, or whatever the hell Banker Boo was meant to be.

Last year's winner was East Pacific, who won 53-39, its biggest lead in over 5 years. In 2022, the East Pacific defeated the Atlantic 38-28, its first win since 2018, after a narrow 38-35 defeat in 2021 and a 64-31 landslide defeat in 2020 to t…



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StrawberryMaster StrawberryMaster 3 June
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HHW News - May 28, 2024

  • 1 Quote/dialogue of the day
  • 2 Hey! The 28th was almost a week ago!
  • 3 Atlantic vs. Pacific contest
  • 4 Celebrating future birthdays
  • 5 StrawberryMaster Reads, by Blog Author Strawberry
  • 6 Hurricane Emilia
    • 6.1 Organization:
    • 6.2 Presentation:
    • 6.3 Format:
    • 6.4 Detail:
    • 6.5 Effort:
  • 7 In other news



Maybe.


Does anyone remember the Atlantic vs. Pacific hurricane contest? Well, it's back! To those who don't know, this is a contest between the two basins, who try to collect more points than their opponent. The more storms there are and the stronger they get, the more points are generated. This year's contest is being hosted by the honorable Bobnekaro, also known as Bobbeh, Billy Nakaro, Triggered Blob, or whatever the hell Banker Boo was meant to be.

Last year, the winner was the …




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StrawberryMaster StrawberryMaster 15 May
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HHW News - May 14, 2024

  • 1 Hey! The 14th was yesterday!
  • 2 Celebrating future birthdays
  • 3 StrawberryMaster Reads, by Blog Author Strawberry
  • 4 2024 Pacific Typhoon Season
    • 4.1 Organization:
    • 4.2 Presentation:
    • 4.3 Format:
    • 4.4 Detail:
    • 4.5 Effort:
  • 5 In other news


This is true. I'd like to apologize — just like last month, I also spent most of yesterday afternoon and night working on a college assignment. It was an important part of my grade and really needed to be done, but we're back now!


Today's the birthday of Monsoonjr99, a former administrator, and Rosa, a user of the wiki (and former POTC) - happy birthday Monsoon and Rosa! Meanwhile, several users are celebrating their birthdays in May, and the HHWN team wishes them a happy birthday in advance! You are all amazing, and we appreciate y…



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StrawberryMaster StrawberryMaster 30 April
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HHW News - April 28, 2024

  • 1 Hey! The 28th was yesterday!
  • 2 Celebrating future birthdays
  • 3 Random story here
  • 4 In other news


This is true. I'd like to apologize — I spent most of yesterday afternoon and night working on a college assignment that isn't due until next week, and I haven't finished yet, but is an important part of my grade and needed to be done (even if just a bit). Again, my apologies, but back to normal programming!


Meanwhile, several users are celebrating their birthdays in May, and the HHWN team wishes them a happy birthday in advance! You are all amazing, and we appreciate your contributions to our wiki. Feel free to send them a message. They include:

  • May 2 - Sjmaven1993, the founder of the wiki
  • May 3 - Andrew444, a former administrator
  • May 7 - Pacifico, a for…



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StrawberryMaster StrawberryMaster 14 April
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HHW News - April 14, 2024

  • 1 HHW News turns 80
  • 2 Celebrating future birthdays
  • 3 Random story here
  • 4 StrawberryMaster Reads, by Blog Author Strawberry
  • 5 Hurricane Emily
    • 5.1 Organization:
    • 5.2 Presentation:
    • 5.3 Format:
    • 5.4 Detail:
    • 5.5 Effort:
  • 6 In other news


Wow. 80 editions is an impressive number, there's no other way to put it. The original HHW News, by the honorable Money Hurricane (MH) had less than a dozen editions, for example. I recall a friend and former colleage of mine, FM Cube (Cube), putting in his New Year Predictions (for 2022) that HHW News would reach 80 editions before the end of the year, given how many special editions we had done back then. (He was 30 editions short; we ended at 50 editions.

Still, any threshold is an achievement to me. I'd like to, once again, thank all…


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StrawberryMaster StrawberryMaster 29 March
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HHW News - March 28, 2024

  • 1 But SM, it's March 29!
  • 2 More promotions (and stuff)
  • 3 Celebrating future birthdays
  • 4 A year later: our lessons from April 2023
  • 5 In other news


Maybe. Unfortunately I got caught up with some issues on the 28th, especially those regarding TrackGen and the abomination known as my fork of Monsoonjr99's Cyclone Simulator, when I found out I was very smart and wiped out an entire file two weeks ago without noticing it. My bad.


There were a few user rights updates in the last two weeks:

  • Finolian (Alex), who was promoted to junior administrator a little over two weeks ago, announced her sudden departure from the administration due to personal issues. We respect her decision, and would like to thank her for serving the community for so long!
  • Shep483 (Shep) a…



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StrawberryMaster StrawberryMaster 14 March
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HHW News - March 14, 2024

  • 1 More promotions (and stuff)
  • 2 Celebrating future birthdays
  • 3 The HHW Tales (or whatever we can call this)
  • 4 In other news


There were a few user rights updates in the last two weeks:

  • The promotions of Finolian (Alex) to a junior administrator; User:Kiko Snowe (Dynah/Hazel) to rollbacker; and Cove412 (Cove) and Hoang42006 (Hoang) to autopatrolled users. The first two were promoted in light of Monsoonjr99 (Monsoon)'s resignation on February 29, while the other two were promoted on March 6. Congratulations to all four!


Meanwhile, several users are celebrating their birthdays in March, and the HHWN team wishes them a happy birthday in advance! You are all amazing, and we appreciate your contributions to our wiki. Feel free to send them a message. They …



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