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[01:22] <Money Hurricane> Semi-Active to inactive at times.
[01:22] <Bobnekaro> Oh.
[01:22] <Bobnekaro> Dry air <img width="19" height="19" title=";(" alt=";(" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/f/f0/CryingFace.png"> 
[01:23] <Bobnekaro> Dry Air: Real life events prevent intensification
[01:23] <Bobnekaro> Wind Shear: Other users limit intensification
[01:24] <Money Hurricane> But things should turn favorable again in September <img width="19" height="19" title=":)" alt=":)" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/6/67/SlightlySmilingFace.png"> 
[01:24] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":)" alt=":)" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/6/67/SlightlySmilingFace.png"> 
[01:24] <Bobnekaro> Just in time for the peak
[01:24] <Money Hurricane> Unless, that is, something happens 
[01:24] <Bobnekaro> Ok
[01:24] <Money Hurricane> I'll be hyperactive from June 22 to early July
[01:24] <Bobnekaro> Ok
[01:25] <Bobnekaro> I've never experienced true dry air before.
[01:25] <AGirlCalledKeranique> I'll be hyperactive June 14-July 5
[01:25] <AGirlCalledKeranique> Then I'll have a schedule of 7-8:30
[01:25] <AGirlCalledKeranique> Then I'll be home by 3:30-4PM to 9-10PM
[01:25] <Bobnekaro> I'll be hyperactive through June 16.
[01:25] <Bobnekaro> (I leave for NJ a week from Thursday)
[01:26] <Money Hurricane> I was supposed to be hyperactive starting on June 15, but family issues are currently getting in the way.
[01:26] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":/" alt=":/" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/e/e7/NeutralEmoji.png"> 
[01:26] <Bobnekaro> I feel bad that most usercanes have to deal with dry air at some point.
[01:26] <Bobnekaro> I've been lucky so far...but that could change one day
[01:26] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":/" alt=":/" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/e/e7/NeutralEmoji.png"> 
[01:26] <Money Hurricane> <img width="19" height="19" title=":/" alt=":/" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/e/e7/NeutralEmoji.png"> 
[01:26] <Money Hurricane> Well, I'll be on for the rest of today.
[01:26] <Bobnekaro> Ok.
[01:27] <Bobnekaro> SSTs = Interest, Dry Air = Real life events, Shear = Other Users
[01:28] <Money Hurricane> Orlando Is Being impacted by all three I think.
[01:28] <Money Hurricane> Sadly 
[01:28] <Money Hurricane> <img width="19" height="19" title=":/" alt=":/" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/e/e7/NeutralEmoji.png"> 
[01:28] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":/" alt=":/" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/e/e7/NeutralEmoji.png"> 
[01:29] <Bobnekaro> I think he is fully interested, that's not the problem.
[01:30] <Money Hurricane> F13
[01:30] <Money Hurricane> ?
[01:30] <Bobnekaro> What?
[01:30] <Bobnekaro> I can't wait for the Atlantic shear to decrease. <img width="19" height="19" title=":)" alt=":)" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/6/67/SlightlySmilingFace.png"> 
[01:31] <Bobnekaro> This will be the first year since 2012 in which shear wasn't strong. 
[01:31] <Bobnekaro> *should be
[01:32] <Money Hurricane> Nevermind
[01:32] <Money Hurricane> Yep, me too <img width="19" height="19" title=":)" alt=":)" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/6/67/SlightlySmilingFace.png"> 
[01:33] <Bobnekaro> We should see some good storms at peak
[01:33] <Bobnekaro> Ones that look better than Bonnie and Colin, which both dealt with strong shear.
[01:34] <AGirlCalledKeranique> <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:34] <Money Hurricane> Cat.5 I hope
[01:34] <AGirlCalledKeranique> My party is over
[01:34] <AGirlCalledKeranique> I blew a balloon up and all the air rushed from my face
[01:34] <Money Hurricane> Happy Birthday 
[01:34] <AGirlCalledKeranique> Thanks
[01:34] <Money Hurricane> (Delayed)
[01:34] <AGirlCalledKeranique> Wlel, my birthday is officially over
[01:34] <AGirlCalledKeranique> According to UTC
[01:34] <AGirlCalledKeranique> <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:35] <AGirlCalledKeranique> But I still have three houtrs
[01:35] <Money Hurricane> <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> the spelling is suspicious lol
[01:35] <AGirlCalledKeranique> Hours
[01:36] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:36] <Bobnekaro> My birthday was the supposed Douglas Elimination Day.
[01:36] <AGirlCalledKeranique> Your spelling is suspicious also
[01:36] <AGirlCalledKeranique> <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:36] <AGirlCalledKeranique> "Wlel"
[01:36] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:37] <Bobnekaro> Whenever I do retire from HHW - which won't be anytime soon - I think I will come back to chat whenever storms are active <img width="19" height="19" title=":)" alt=":)" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/6/67/SlightlySmilingFace.png"> 
[01:37] <Bobnekaro> But I won't retire anytime soon <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:37] <Money Hurricane> That's what you wrote, Keranique 
[01:38] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:39] <AGirlCalledKeranique> pls
[01:39] <Bobnekaro> SM made this, not me <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:39] <Bobnekaro> <img class="chatags-image" src="http://images-1.discordapp.net/eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwOi8vaS5pbWdmbGlwLmNvbS8xNWdtMHcuanBnIn0.a_gazMAGox-EqhLwJDap_wV9mF4.jpg">
[01:39] <Bobnekaro> High on mints is the new HHW running joke. <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:39] <Money Hurricane> Yep
[01:39] <Bobnekaro> Douglas had a good contribution! 
[01:39] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:40] <Money Hurricane> Really?
[01:40] <Money Hurricane> Where?
[01:40] <Bobnekaro> The high on mints joke <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:41] <Money Hurricane> Oh lol
[01:41] <Money Hurricane> http://www.nationstates.net/nation=west_cordonia THIS COUNTRY IS FREE
[01:41] <Money Hurricane> AS IN TERMS OF FREEDOM 
[01:41] <Money Hurricane> <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:42] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:42] <Bobnekaro> [2015-09-06 22:59:36] <Hurricane news> Hi Cardozo i`m high on Mints!
[01:42] <Bobnekaro> Said on September 6, 2015 at 6:59 PM by Douglas Genova.
[01:43] <AGirlCalledKeranique> <img class="chatags-image" src="http://vortex.accuweather.com/adc2004/pub/includes/columns/newsstory/2016/650x366_06071402_hd22.jpg">
[01:43] <AGirlCalledKeranique> <img width="19" height="19" title=";(" alt=";(" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/f/f0/CryingFace.png"> 
[01:43] <Money Hurricane> LOLOLOLOLOL
[01:43] <Bobnekaro> What year is that from?
[01:43] <AGirlCalledKeranique> today
[01:43] <Money Hurricane> Thats average, AGCK
[01:43] <AGirlCalledKeranique> <img width="19" height="19" title=";(" alt=";(" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/f/f0/CryingFace.png"> 
[01:44] <AGirlCalledKeranique> I know
[01:44] <AGirlCalledKeranique> But <img width="19" height="19" title=";(" alt=";(" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/f/f0/CryingFace.png"> 
[01:44] <Bobnekaro> That's just talking about average June conditions
[01:44] <Bobnekaro> "Whether or not the season finishes near average or well above average will depend on the usual deterrents to these tropical systems and others that form throughout the basin. The deterrents being wind shear, dry air and pockets of cool water."
[01:45] <Money Hurricane> Those conditions are not in place this year, so Accuweather is basically providing false information.
[01:45] <Bobnekaro> "Richard Schmiedel · Danbury, Connecticut
[01:45] <Bobnekaro> I wouldn`t say the atlantic was busy at all. Three rainstorms with alittle wind. Not one recording station reported sustained winds of 39 mph for any of the storms. The NOAA is the biggest joke going."
[01:45] <Money Hurricane> I never really liked Accuweather anyway.
[01:45] <Bobnekaro> Douglas confirmed?
[01:45] <Bobnekaro> "wouldn`t"
[01:45] <AGirlCalledKeranique> "hoping for active atlantic season"
[01:45] <AGirlCalledKeranique> "Hope they all go to PA."
[01:46] <AGirlCalledKeranique> The best reaction of all:
[01:46] <AGirlCalledKeranique> "@ Nicholas Barraco: What is wrong with you, dude? Most normal people would hope for hurricanes to track out to sea so as to keep people out of harm's way. You must be whacked in the head or something. Hurricanes can keep away from PA...so can you for that matter. Jerk!"
[01:46] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:47] <Bobnekaro> We're jerks for liking hurricanes? <img width="19" height="19" title=":/" alt=":/" src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/e/e7/NeutralEmoji.png"> 
[01:47] <Bobnekaro> They have never experienced the true thrill of tracking storms. <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:49] <AGirlCalledKeranique> August 20th - September 11th = Peak
[01:49] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:49] <Bobnekaro> Yep
[01:50] <Bobnekaro> From August 20 to September 10 there is almost always a storm or invest active.
[01:50] <Money Hurricane> What would 7-11 be called now if 9-11 happened in July.....
[01:50] <AGirlCalledKeranique> Even the most inactive season had September
[01:50] <AGirlCalledKeranique> <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:51] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:51] <Bobnekaro> @Money They probably would rename it 
[01:51] <Bobnekaro> But to what?
[01:52] <AGirlCalledKeranique> 9-11?
[01:52] <AGirlCalledKeranique> 8-11?
[01:52] <AGirlCalledKeranique> Err
[01:52] <AGirlCalledKeranique> For some reason on Accuweather I have a manga ad. <img width="19" height="19" title=":P" alt=":P" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:53] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:53] <Bobnekaro> Did Hurricane Kate 2015 not ever have an eye?
[01:53] <Money Hurricane> Dead
[01:53] <Bobnekaro> yep
[01:54] <Bobnekaro> I still got 5 and half hours to go <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:54] <Bobnekaro> Well, I only live once, so I might as well do this.
[01:54] <Money Hurricane> K den
[01:54] <AGirlCalledKeranique> <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:54] <AGirlCalledKeranique> I blew up a bunch of balloons and now I'm letting themgo
[01:55] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:55] <Bobnekaro> I used to get balloons and let them go and watch them.
[01:56] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[01:57] <Bobnekaro> Last year, Danny, Erika, Fred, Grace, Henri, TD9, Ida, and Joaquin all formed in succession 
[01:57] <Bobnekaro> I feel like Fiona may start the train of mid-season activity
[01:58] <Money Hurricane> No, there was a 5 day break between the dissapation of Henri and the formation of TD9
[01:59] <Money Hurricane> *dissipation
[01:59] <Bobnekaro> That is true
[01:59] <Bobnekaro> But it was short
[01:59] <Bobnekaro> I feel like we may get Danielle and Earl before the end of July, and then Fiona in August. 
[02:00] <Money Hurricane> How much ace have I generated lol
[02:00] <Bobnekaro> I'll calculate it
[02:01] <Bobnekaro> 0.835 @Money
[02:02] <Money Hurricane> Like 0.01
[02:03] <Bobnekaro> I want a HURRICANE!
[02:03] <Money Hurricane> K
[02:03] <Bobnekaro> Not a Typhoon, not a Cyclone, but a full-fledged HURRICANE. An Atlantic one.
[02:04] <Bobnekaro> <img width="19" height="19" title=":p" alt=":p" src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hypotheticalhurricanes/images/3/3a/FaceWithStuckOutTongueandWinkingEye.png"> 
[02:04] <Bobnekaro> There is a tropical wave emerging into the Atlantic from Africa
[02:05] <Bobnekaro> And i's fairly far North too 
[02:05] <Bobnekaro> *it's
[02:05] <Bobnekaro> <img class="chatags-image" src="http://tropic.ssec.wisc.edu/real-time/sal/wvmid.jpg">
[02:05] <Money Hurricane> The dry air is ok. What about the shear?
[02:06] <Bobnekaro> Waters are too cool.
[02:07] <Money Hurricane> Oh
[02:07] <Money Hurricane> I gtg bye
[02:07] <Money Hurricane> <img width="19" height="19" title="(wave2)" alt="(wave2)" src="http://images.wikia.com/central/images/9/99/Wave_emoticon2.gif"> 
[02:07] <Bobnekaro> Bye <img width="19" height="19" title="(bye)" alt="(bye)" src="http://images.wikia.com/central/images/9/99/Wave_emoticon2.gif"> 
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