Tempestissimo Therano

Therano
Super-Armageddon Storm
	Therano collapsing into a black hole in April 11, 2091
Formed	December 11, 2090
Dissipated	April 11, 2091
Duration	4 months
Highest winds	10-minute sustained: 3845 km/h (2390 mph) ; 1-minute sustained: ; 4055 km/h (2520 mph) ; Gusts: 4630 km/h (2880 mph)
Lowest pressure	0 hPa (mbar); 0 inHg
Fatalities	10 billion
Damage	$995000 billion (2091 USD)
Areas affected	Worldwide

Tempestissimo Therano (jokingly called Therano, Therano Minor, or Megaly Luna) was a hypercanaly powerful tropical cyclone that black holed in April 11, 2091.

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Meteorological history[]

Map plotting the storm's track and intensity, according to the Saffir–Simpson scale

The super-destructive storm originated from a once-inconspicuous extratropical cyclone, then it became a subtropical depression at December 11. The depression intensified into a Category 5 in days. Not important.

As time passed, the storm continued intensifying, Rapidly intensifying and moving toward Louisiana as a 375 mph hypercane, many storm warnings were issued throughout the continent, in December 24 finally making landfall as a 395 mph behemoth. Due to a very short-lived but strong brown ocean effect, it became a 405 mph megacane. It weakened quickly then slowly after.

Megacane Therano before drowning cities in Florida.

Tropical Storm Therano, in an unexpected turn of events, strengthened back into a Category 7, made landfall in some places in the British isles, and weakened into a tropical storm again. Florida folks thought the storm would dissipate later, but they were proved liars, as the storm CATACLYSMICLY INTENSIFIED into a 440 mph (710 km/h) megacane as it made landfall, about the same strength as Mu, 637 mbar. It unprosperously unintensified into a 738 mbar storm, about the same Windspeeds… minutes later. It made landfall on Florida 4 times, causing extreme flooding, tearing apart titanium constructs, and killing peoples that were recovering from their damaged environment that was affected by Collin.

It became an infinite storm when the people were counting down the new year. Turning southwards, it peaked at 525 mph (845 km/h) there when north of the Bahamas. Achieved intensity of 687 mbar made it a historic storm. The storm slowly weakened at it turned, heading for Nicaragua, making landfall as a 500 mph (700 mbar) infinite storm as it made landfall. Still being a south-easter storm as it headed south, it’s eye just north of Ecuador's northernmost point. Turning north again, and strengthening again due to the Coriolis effect.

Making landfall on the tip of Baja California Sur as a 300 mph hypercane, even places far as Vancouver faced life-drowning floods. Ending 75% of every human in California, Oregon, Mexico, Nevada, and a lot more, and continuing moving over land, strengthening to 395 mph once it wasn't on land anymore. Megacane Therano decided to bash Los Angeles with its cataclysmic intensification in just 7 hours until it landfalled as a 505 mph infinite storm in January 11, stalling, moving at a rate of 0.05 mph from January 11 to March 2, finally speeding up at March 3 as it was still a 505 mph 701 mbar infinite storm.

An Armageddon is about to brew. Intensifying still, it moved through Canada and the United States, strengthening, also tearing apart the Rockies and Appalachians, in March 17, the storm was lucky to become an Armageddon Storm. When the day was over, it was a 990 mph 396 mbar storm. Although that state lasted til the 19th, it still caused tremendous amount of damages and when the Armageddon re-enacted, it began moving south. It swiftly moved through parts of the United States. Reaching 2000 mph in April 4, it had a pressure of only 12 mbar. As it continued intensifying at a rate of 95 mph per hour, it finally started collapsing into a black hole at April 11, the same time Armageddon did in 2028, and also at the most extreme moment of 2090-2091, although Endless Yaaphone did break it in the 2091 Pacific Typhoon Season. Tremendous amounts of people were evacuated in a random habitable planet.